MY POOR DEPRIVED CHILD
I've seen other families that have their kids all fancy with lace curtains and all sorts of crap with lady bugs and schnick schnack and whatnot all over the rooms. The kids have toys up to their eyeballs and 47 piles of Chinese squeeky shoes for every hour of the day. Outside they have full on wooden play structures and guest houses to play "Chinese Princess" in. Not my child. My poor poor child gets to play with Clothes Pins and a bucket. Poor poor baby.